The Invasion is near.

I'm Dave, 18 from the Philippines, I'm a die hard lord of the rings geek, forever a harry potter nerd and a zombie apocalyptic fan. A blog full of random shit, like it? well follow me and i'll follow you :D

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.